Suffering from Amnesia bought on by Alcohol, can you help figure out how this came to pass?

I went out to local Pub, The Brawling Policeman, in my Suffolk village last night. It was the Ladies darts match and the stench of perfume was mixing with my usual tipple of eight pints of Old Speckled Tadger and producing some very odd effects. I remember playing pool with the village witch and losing following a freak mini earthquake. I played a few games of Boule with the village idiot Dave the Duck Whisperer followed by a round of sudden death dominoes with Bent Double Doris who has a thing for me. I won the Dominoes and Doris bought me a drink. I can't remember a thing between drinking the drink and waking up at 5am naked and tied to the goal posts on the village green covered from head to toe in peanut butter except around my danglies. I have asked a few of the regulars at the pub about it but they just give me a knowing smile and say you'll be a fine one for the wicker basket. What is going on?Suffering from Amnesia bought on by Alcohol, can you help figure out how this came to pass?
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Its the old fashioned christening at any old pub in England.

You're being made chap. Be proud and tell your family too.Suffering from Amnesia bought on by Alcohol, can you help figure out how this came to pass?
Peanut butter? How typically British. Virgin olive oil is the way to go, and if you hadn't been four sheets to the wind, you might have put in a request for some. Peanut butter is a sticky wicket, that's probably where the wicker basket reference came from. I'm just bouncing ideas off the wall here. Hope this helps.
I can't help figuring out how it came to pass!!

Cos I don't find fault. I find a remedy!!!

All these makes a lot of sense following its logical approach!

However if you don't want this occurence to repeat itself, the best cure is a mouthful of kisses in the morning, Two hours of smooching in the afternoon, three rounds of sex in the night!!!

If symptoms persist, change you partner!!!



Good Luck!!Suffering from Amnesia bought on by Alcohol, can you help figure out how this came to pass?
If you ask me I think you wondered in on a Frosh. I am surprised you were alone when you woke up. Where were all the other freshman from the newly formed University Campus? Did they get dumped in Cambridge? Did they leave the sheep alone, I don't want to go the the BBC news channel and see wool blowing over Essex